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Radically good poetry

IrisChild’s website is filled with fab RadFem poetry. Here’s a taste

All I want is a womb somewhere
Far away from the cold night air
And a uterus to spare
Oh, wouldn’t it be luvverly?

Lots of ovaries would be a treat
Lots of tubes making things so sweet
Taken from a woman like she was meat
Oh, wouldn’t it be luvverly?

Oh, so, luvverly sittin abso-bloomin-lutely still
I would never budge till I
Have ovulatory skill

Someone’s head restin’ on my knee
She won’t need it as much as me
I chopped it off, you see

Oh, wouldn’t it be luvverly

IrisChild

The 13 Rules of Misogyny +1

1st rule of misogyny: Women are responsible for what men do.

2nd rule of misogyny: Women saying no to men is a hate crime.

3rd rule of misogyny: Women speaking for themselves are exclusionary and selfish.

4th rule of misogyny: Women’s opinions are violence against men, thus male violence against women is justified.

5th rule of misogyny: Women and Feminism must be useful to men or they are worthless.

6th rule of misogyny: Women who go around being female AT men by menstruating and breast feeding babies deserve punishment.

7th rule of misogyny: Women should always be grateful to men for everything.

8th rule of misogyny: Men are whatever men say they are and women are whatever men say they are.

9th rule of misogyny: Men always know the “real reasons” for everything women do and say.

10th rule of misogyny: The worst thing about male violence is that it makes men look bad.

11th rule of misogyny: Whatever women suffer from, it is worse when it happens to men.

12th rule of misogyny: Women’s ability to recognize male behavior patterns is misandry.

13th rule of misogyny: Angry women are crazy. Angry men have trouble expressing themselves.

14th rule of misogyny: Women have all the rights they need: The right to remain silent.